9 hours ago - 220,904 notes
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
do you ever just get like so nervous for something that you can’t eat or sleep and it’s the only thing you think about19 hours ago
19 hours ago - 160,188 notes
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
(Source: meladoodle)19 hours ago - 516,277 notes