I’ve never been more upset over an object in my entire life. I get that it’s just a car but it was my car and I loved it. Why do I have the shittiest luck fuck my life and everything in it

4 hours ago

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

23 hours ago - 1,101,177 notes
spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

thatfunnyblog:

Me: 

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You:

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(Source: charizord)

23 hours ago - 81,399 notes

jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

(Source: vampirekid67)

23 hours ago - 100,036 notes

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

23 hours ago - 98,002 notes
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY
I STILL LOVE YOU
MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

shoutout to the girl who hit me with her car and shat on my life

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
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