I’ve never been more upset over an object in my entire life. I get that it’s just a car but it was my car and I loved it. Why do I have the shittiest luck fuck my life and everything in it4 hours ago
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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
what month comes after september???
after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas
(Source: vampirekid67)23 hours ago - 100,036 notes
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WE DID THE MASH
*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*
WE DID THE MONSTER MASH
*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*
THE MONSTER MASH
*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
shoutout to the girl who hit me with her car and shat on my life1 day ago